YOU HAVTA WATCH THIS!

Sorry for the lack of updates me darlings!

So I had to...had to...HAD TO share this trailer with you.

It's for the movie Twilight!



I think I'm actually counting down the days for it to come out. I feel like a teenager again...and may I just say I'm NOT a teenager...unfortunately :(

It's about all things vampire! How can that not be sexy...*swoon*

Yes yes....I know I sound immature and out of this world...WARTEVAAA...call me delusional

SUGAR-MAMA MARIAH SUGARS HER HUBBY

Mariah Carey figured she'll splurge wildly and crazily on her new boy toy, also known as her husband, also known as Nick Cannon. What did she splurge on you ask?

A $5 MILLION HOUSE IN THE CARIBBEAN!

Whew! I'd like to be married to her!

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They are deciding to go down to their brand spanking new home whenever they have some free time on their hands. Oh and that's not all people! Mrs Cannon still wants to buy yet another dig in Monte Carlo!

Please make them stop! I hate these celebrities and their god-forsaken cribs!

Actually no…I live precariously through them…sigh…sad but true!

Hip Hop + Bhangra

It was bound to happen sooner or later...Snoop Dogg and Akshay Kumar...Whoooo?!?!?!?!

Akshay Kumar, is a famous actor from Bollywood. And ever since they've recorded the song "Singh is King" together Snoppy's been wanting to do a Hindi Movie!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha...ahem...sorry

It will be hilarious! What will he play...the villain or the hero...either way...it'll be something to remember. Especially after viewing the music video of "Singh is King"...it's very Bollywood, of course!

Check it out below

MISSY ELLIOT WANTS KIDS!

Source: http://alwaysyorkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/missy-elliot.jpg

But she doesn't want to give birth to them because she's terrified of the pain! I can't say I haven't thought the same thing…as I'm sure many other girls have too.

Missy goes on to say, maybe in the future "you can just pop one out", but for now she plans on sticking to adoptions.

To all the guys thinking…how bloody selfish of her to do such a thing…well lemme me ask you have you ever seen a birthing video! *shivers*

To all mommies reading this…you have my utmost respect!
*bow bow*

MODEL DOES A CALENDER FOR HER BOYFRIEND

If you were a Victoria Secret's Model, how hard would it be for you to make a calender for your boyfriend.

Hmmm…lemme just mull over that for a second.

NOT VERY HARD!

(Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gia3/2483072855)

Gisele Bundchen is planning to 'surprise' her boyfriend, American football star Tom Brady, with a calender containing sexy lingerie shots (really? How original!), a birthday cake shot for August and lastly of her wearing his jersey. There may be even a Wonder Women costume thrown in, since Tom did express his interest in her wearing it.

You know what I'm wondering...If I know about this piece of information and now so do you and we are all over here on the other side of the World than how exactly is this calender thing going to be a surprise?

DIDDY DOES A MARIAH!

So what does a Mariah mean? It means,older, much older celebrities looking for love or *coughcough boy/girl toys coughcoughhack* in younger, much younger lesser known celebrities.

Now that I've explained that to you, P Diddy...Puff Daddy...Sean Puffy Combs...Sean Combs...whatever the hell he is known as presently is now engaged!!!

To whom you ask?

Well she's 21, pretty and is an artist in P Diddy's record label...it's Cassie! She sang the song 'Is It You'?


Well P Diddy sure seems to think so.

There have been updates in her blog that these rumors aren't true. But like a very important person once told me, how can there be shoes without Jimmy Choo's!

Cassie is like 4 years older then his oldest son!
Excuse me while I go throw up!

NEYO GOES ROCK!

*gasp* Say it isn't so!

Well apparently it is...the R&B crooner himself has said! The words in the title are his words egg-xactly!

So what do you rocksters think of R&B combining with rock...I think *thinking of a dead rock legend and not being able to come up with any at this instant*...

Ok let's put it this way...if Slash from Gun N'Roses was dead...which he isn't by the way...but if he was, he would so be turning over in his grave...then again that is if he was buried and not cremated...ok completely digressing there.

Back to the topic at hand...Ne Yo has not approached the Goth-Metal artist yet. So this could all be something that may or may not happen. Maybe Neyo is "so sick of love...so sad and slow"...ahem...